Neo-Burlesque/Drag Acts

 

Title: Down the Rabbit Hole

Song: Collide - White Rabbit (3:41) or Mayssa Karaa - White Rabbit (2:31) or Sanctuary (3:09)

Props: N/A

Description: Alice in Wonderland with a dark, sexy twist! An act that focuses on movement, mystery and sensuality... ** This act is available as both a classic burlesque act, a darker alt/fetish act or afloowrowrk heavy thrash metal version. Please state which version is preferred when booking**

Photo: (live)

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Descriptio

Title: Moo!

Song: Justin Bieber - Yummy (3:29)

Props: vinyl sheet to protect floor

Description: (Barely) dressed in her best cow costume, Vita is here to give the audience a *taste* of what she's made of. Includes floorwork, twerking and a bit of udder jerking! **NOTE** Act includes lightly squirting oat milk from udders at the audience so some clean up needed as well as ample time and space to prepare costume with milk

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Title: Slumber Party

Song: Slumber Party - Rain Paris (2:54 audio only, 3:40 with video)

Props: none

Description: It's an all girl party (clothing optional)! A love letter to all the secret best-friend girl crushes of my past. Video version includes scenes of 00s horror film girl crushes and sleepovers from Jennifer's Body, Scary Movie 2, Practical Magic and The Craft.

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Title: This is a Red Flag Bella

Song:   mix of audio including audio commentary by Katya & Jujubee 'I Like to Watch' Twilight, songs include Twilight, Twilight by Comedic Tea) Decode by Paramore, In to You by Paramore, Beating Heart Baby by Head Automatica, Super Massive Black Hole by Muse (7:11)

Description:   Emo music and Twilight are beloved by a generation who remember both from their teens. Both however are full of moral red flags that we, admittedly, ran straight to, and none so more than Bella Swan. Soundtracked by two adult drag queens rewatching Twilight from a hilarious, camp and adult perspective we can see that she, and other young women alike, deserved much more but we're all in the same boat. Unashamdely emo and nostalgic, camp emo lip-syncs, over-dramatic baseball nonsense and a tender show of solidarity with the mistakes of our younger selves. Fun, camp,  \m/   :P  _--* XoXo-Rawr<3 *--_

Video:   recorded live for Age of... the Emo, Leeds, Halloween 2023

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Title: Human Fly

Song: The Cramps - Human Fly (3:39)

Description: Trash by nature, Vita is found rolling in the filth and binbags clad in PVC, grinding and shimmying her way to the top of the rubbish heap. A scientific experiment has gone badly wrong, "be afraid, be very afraid"

Props: fake fly head, fake vomit, bin bags **NOTE this act includes fake vomit  so clean up will be needed after**

Video: recorded for Liverpool Horror Club's online show 'Horrific Halloween Showcase', Halloween 2020

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Title: Carb Queen

Song: (mix with recorded audio) Tubthumping - Chumbawumba & Sausage Roll Baps - Mark Russell (4:36)

Description: The local Working Men's Club has booked a lovely bit of cabaret! She's glamorous and she knows what men want after a long day of boozing at the pub...
Props: bag of treats (various baked goods that are given to the audience at the end), cleanup includes crushed crisps from stocking/glove peel reveals and clothing

Video: (only clips available)

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Title: Reparations

Song: (mix with various bits of news audio) Sorry - Beyonce, Money - Cardi B, Bitch Betta Have My Money - Rihanna (7:03)

Description: A serious but still rebellious and full of Black Joy. A piece with serious subject matter that includes audio of debates on reparations to former Caribbean colonies and victims of the Windrush scandal in way of aid or an apology. Despite the serious subject matter, this act is a celebration of Caribbean defiance and empowerment to keep pushing for justice while still staying celebratory of what we have achieved without it.
Props: a chair, baseball bat, Jamaican flag and 3 quick outfit changes off/side stage

Video: (only clips available)

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Fetish Acts;

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Title: Benedetta

Song: (mix with recorded audio of prayers) Touch Myself - Genitorturers

Description: A tribute to complicated sapphic icon Sister Benedetta Carlini, a 16th Century Abbess who had a lust for power - but also her fellow nun Sister Bartolomea. An act about suppressed sexuality, shame and shame kinks.
Props: a chair, latex nun cowl and dress, over-knee stockings, a crucifix. Includes entering and exiting  through crowd if possible

Video: full video from Dirt Dykes: Den of Sin, May '24. Background video preferred but not essential

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Title: Acid Queen

Song: Lords of Acid - Acid Queen (4:20)

Description: A peepshow style grind and chair dance. Big 90s dominatrix vibes. Good for gogo performances

Props: chair, leather flogger

Video: recorded for online show 'Sex Club - Straight to Video', May 2020

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Title: Down The Rabbit Hole

Song: Collide - White Rabbit (3:40)

Props: N/A

Description: Alice in Wonderland gone goth. This version includes the PVC body harness and jacket version of the outfit, lots of licking, crawling and other goodies

Photo: (live & studio) This can still be performed on request to any of the 4 versions of the song that i use

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Title: Pussycat Pussycat

Song: Lords of Acid – Pussy (4:05)

Props: Several balls of wool, cat toys, A4 photo cards & easel (or video if there is option to use a projector screen)

Description: Firmly tongue in cheek, this act thrives on innuendo and audience reaction. Good (not so clean) fun for all! Includes surprise reveal full, tight-laced Murray & Vern latex tiger suit!
**NOTE** this is an act great for audience participation so good as a warm up to main act, finale or as a party piece for private events.
Photo: (live), video compilation available on request

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Old Burlesque Acts

Title: Too Damn Hot!

Song: The Cramps - Bikini Girls With Machine Guns (3:19)

Props: No nudity sign, beach towel

Description:  As cheesecake as Vita gets, this was her first act first debuted way back in 2008! It's summer and Vita has gone to the beach, unfortunately, nudity is strictly forbidden! But if nobody is around surely it can't hurt...

 

 

Title: Girl In The Box

Song: Rob Zombie - Perversion 99/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang – Truly Scrumptious (2:28)

Props: Fold out jewellery box

Description: A slow and sensual style of performance, Vita is a slow revolving doll that dances just for you, lift the lid and watch her go...

Photo: (Live & Studio)

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*Please note that I will no longer perform 'I Put A Spell on You' by Marilyn Manson*